Jonathan Rhys-Meyers' Sexy Filmography
Movies this celebrity has appeared sexy or nude in...
|2003||I'll Sleep When I'm Dead||1 Review|
|2002||Magnificent Ambersons, The||1 Review|
|1998||Velvet Goldmine||5 Reviews|
|1998||Tribe, The||2 Reviews|
|1998||Governess, The||7 Reviews|
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers' Sexy TV Shows
TV Shows this celebrity has appeared sexy or nude in...
|2007||Tudors, The||8 Reviews|
nudity reviews for Jonathan Rhys-Meyers member submitted
Full butt shot -- season 2 episode
In one second season episode (forget the title or number), Jonathan's character is sleeping nude in his bed. He hears a noise, gets up and walks to the window. You initially think the scene is just a tease until it cuts to a back view of him looking out, with his flawless ass in full view for a couple of seconds (pretty good lighting despite being cast in shadows). Normally I'd award this 2 stars, but added an additional star because Jonathan looks sexier with that goatee than he did clean shaven in the first season, where he looked like a pouty teenager more than a king. Not the best nudity he's done, but it's much better than the asscrack he showed in the first season.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers's Orgasm!
OK, you don't see anything as such, but at the start of the final episode, there is a wonderfully gratuitous scene showing Jonathan Rhys Meyers masturbating. We only see his torso and above, but he is acting well! We see his skin with a sweat, and the intensity in his face. He makes some intense sounds, and it's really erotic to see the concentration on his face as the orgasm approaches. The only thing that would make it better is actually seeing a lingering view of his face and eyes through the climax. OK, he is acting, but it's horny to know this is a non-porn actor being filmed doing this. Anyone else like this orgasm? :)
The above reviwer is correct other than the fact that it's Ep. 10 the season finale not Ep. 7 or 8
Jonathan's Orgasm (again!)
Just amending this as I got star rating wrong before! On watching it again, I think the scene is pretty faultless, as he looks extremely intense and makes a lot of noise. Maybe OTT? Well, who cares, it's very erotic. As I said, it would be nice to really see more of his eyes, but if we're talking orgasms from non-porn actors (acted or real), Jonathan's is actually better than Kieran O'Brien's in Nine Songs (that I reviewed). OK - we see Kieran ejaculate, and his sperm, but our Jonathan's orgasm is much more sexual and intense. I bet loads of people would like to be involved in it:)
Half-assed; late season 1
In episode 7 or 8, Matthew is in the woods and his pants are half-off. You can see the upper half of his very muscled cheeks (nice dimples). He also has a scene masturbating in his bedroom, but no nudity here, just closeups of his face. He used to do so much nudity, but I guess since he decided to change his appearance (he's much more muscular now) and go for more career-climbing roles, the body has covered up.
Darkly lit nude scene
First, sorry for not being able to tell you the episode number of the series in which this scene. It is one of the ones leading up to the beheading of the queen [Ann], and might be that episode or the one immediately before. The scene is lengthly and, though it is darkly lit, you can see his butt for quite a while. And a nice butt it is.
Halp of his bare butt
I wish his entire butt was showing, but only the top half of it is. But it is a worthwhile view, as others have described.
British film about an ex-gangster investigating his brother's suicide. With the camera above the bed, we see a nude Rhys Meyers slide out from under the covers, sit on the edge of the bed and then get up and walk towards the door. All this gives us a shadowy view of his bum, which even in the dark and from an awkward angle looks pretty good!
While being photographed shirtless by his girlfriend (Rachael Leigh Cook, who's not naked, but walk around her apartment in very little), the very un-shy Jonathan pulls his pants down, giving two quick glimpses at his cock. One as he drops trou; the other as he is kissing Rachael.
Good, not fantastic
In many situations I might give this ****, but since Jonathan has shown everything at more extended periods elsewhere, and since the nudity here is often quick/gruesome, I can't give that extra star. 1:50 and 1:55 are shots of him at the orgy-turned-melee, his ever-popular penis on display as he falls out of the gondola in the former and his cute little butt appearing for the cameras as he runs around during the latter. 2:20-2:23 has him and Andrew hanging upside down, completely nude, seen from the back only. I have to defend Jonathan's maligned backside here - no, it doesn't look quite as firm as Andrew's, but Andrew's is in clear lighting and Jon's is in shadows that distort the full view. I have to warn that this scene ends in a situation which is quite disturbing and graphic. In terms of non-nudity, the costume director, presumably knowing what Jonathan was packing, wisely put him in leather pants and tight vests or tops throughout the film, and near the end he even wears tight widefronts. He and his brother have a previously reviewed humping scene, and a battle with knives, which are scorchingly erotic due to their athleticism and natural, incestuous rapport. You can tell that the two characters have explored every inch of each other's mind and body, and that adds to your arousal as well as the drama onscreen.
Buns and VERY brief frontal
We first get a nude side shot while he has sex (he's on the bottom) during an orgy scene late in the film. A moment later, arrows rain down on the party and chaos ensues as dozens of nude men and women run for cover - we see lots of EVERYTHING here. As for Jonathan, we get some nice views of his butt as he falls in a pool and makes his way to his brother. There's an instant where, if you pay very close attention, you may get a fleeting glimpse of frontal.
nice frontal and backside
Right before Johnathan falls into the water during the orgy scene you get a great look at his front. Its nice and long and he has a nice set of balls. You might have to slow down the movie to see it but it is there. You also get to see his but later on when he is hanging upside down.
As he falls into a pool, his buttcheeks spread wide open and you can see into his crack. It appears to be somewhat furry in there.
In addition to the scenes mentioned above there's also a scene where he and his brother hang by their feet naked. Jonathan's hands keep his buns covered most of the time but at the end they fall away and his flat behind is clearly shown. His brother has better nude scenes in the film (and is also more attractive). Jonathan kind of looks like a heroin addict and has kind of bad skin.
Variance between DVD and VHS versions
The standard format video of TITUS is more explicit than the widescreen DVD is this instance. The widescreen DVD cuts off about an inch at the bottom of the frame. So annoying!!! The video offers a brief but explicit glimpse of genitals (frontal and from behind) and ass. You will definitely want to freeze frame, because he's in motion the whole time.
Orgy scene and torture scene.
I cann't agree with Ryan, that Jonathan is less attractive than his brother. In opposite, in nude his firm chest, stomach, buttocks and thighs look even better than you can imagine under the clothes. Andrew Rhys is far behind!
Jonathan shows himself completely naked from front, side and behind during orgy in emperor's palace (excellent!). We also see his ass in the end of the movie, when Titus tortures him and his brother.
and God given ass ....
Nowhere near the flesh festival of Rhys Meyers' previous outing, The Governess, this is still a booty bonanza if you dig preposterously pouty poseurs as much as I do! Creamy white buttocks, taut thighs and catlike moves, this bad boy exudes cruel vulnerability through his passionate detachment. Unfortunately the movie is a sucky bore. I still recommend it highly.
Blurry erect frontal
I am a big fan of JRM, so I wish I could give this more than 2 stars, however the shot is so breif and blurry that I can't.
When he's in bed with the woman, he rolls over and you get a quick glimpse of his dick. Freeze-frame works best! The only thing that makes the shot any good is that he is HARD! He has admitted in interviews that he could not help but get an erection while filming the scene.
lovemaking scene with wife
During this brief and rather confusing scene, you can see his semi-erect penis as he rolls over - you do need to freeze-frame it though - considering all the other images of him, and the brazen exhibitionism of Ewan MrGregor, perhaps it is not such an important part of the film, but it's worth seeing anyway.
Love Making Scene with Mandy
This guy -- although not very handsome -- has a really nice, long penis. You can see it when he's rolling over in bed with his wife, as the previous review says. It's kinda' weird... he's so skinny, yet his penis is SO nice. It's bigger than Ewan's. It made my mouth water when I saw it. I kept rewinding the tape over and over. Too bad the scene is sorta' blurry, but it's still worth seeing.
The first chance that you get to see his butt is when he is having videotaped sex with his much older agent. There is a one second look at his butt then. The second shot is the morning after shot with Ewan. THere again you get to see his butt this time for about 5 seconds
His penis can be seen coming out of the shower and having a threesome.
No more Beth Jordace - The pants are off !!!
For those of you who, like me, thought that Anna Friel was the ONLY good thing about Brookside, then watch this film !!! She plays a girl who lives in a weird commune ("the tribe"), who have very lapse views on communale nudity and sex. About 15 minutes into the film, you see her (from a distance), having a shower with a guy. It is a brief, distant scene, but you do see her COMPLETELY NAKED ! Just when you think that the director has been generous enough, to allow us to see such a gorgeous naked Miss Friel, only 20-25 minutes later you see EVEN MORE ! Jeremy Northem is in a very dodgy scene, where a young naked guy appears to be trying to "get it on with him" ??? Just as you start to reach for the fast-forward button, the gorgeous Miss Friel enters the room. Within seconds she gets on the bed and removes her gown, revealing her GORGEOUS COMPLETELY NAKED BODY !!! She then proceeds to climb all over the VERY lucky Mr Northem. How he didn't get "wood" in this scene I'll never know (AND he got PAID for it ..... the lucky git !!!!!) The scene lasts a good 2-3 minutes, and the DELECTABLE Miss Friel displays her BEAUTIFUL BUSH at least 3 times
This stultifyingly dull, slow moving, improbable, anacronistic piece of noir-goth dreck is relieved only by the brief, mostly naked presence of gorgeous hussy Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Skinny, sniveling and vulnerable, the long, lean (did I mention LONG?) Mr. Meyers gives us the most petulant pout since Bette Davis. The camera literally crawls up and down his taut, aching body in scene after scene, until he finally ends up writhing naked on the beach on the cold, unfriendly shores of Ireland. Unlike Seinfeld's George Costanza, however, the wicked waif seems impervious to such mortal foibles as shrinkage. A star is birthed!
He has a nice lean body. I was in shock to see how well endowed he is compared to practically every other actor I've ever scene nude to that degree. It makes you wonder, if it's that long flaccid, how long is it ERECT? Maybe one day we'll find out.
Frontally nude two times
In this very boring movie, Jonathan plays the object of Minnie Driver's desires. In one scene he's bathing frontally nude in the beach. As he gets out onto the beach, a clear view of his penis and balls is visible as he crawls on his hands and knees, but his dangling, dripping hair obsures his unit for quite some time. And in another (and better) scene, Minnie tells to strip so that she can admire his nude body. Another view of his dick is visible as he gets up from the chair and lies on his stomach on the bed. As Minnie sits down, she runs her hand over his nude body. As the camera pans up his body, a side view of Jonathan's shapely ass is seen and then a better view as the scene progresses.
A beautiful backside and more
While the other reviews mention Jonathan's penis which is not all that easy to make out, I would mention the appearance of his wonderful behind. The scene is more than just a shot of his butt, rather a very sensual scene where the nudity is very appropriate. I find the dominance of Minnie Driver in this scene very stimulating as she orders Jonathan's character to undress in front of her. He does so with some assurance but some timidity as well. We see his smooth and sculpted features as he is asked to lie face down on the bed. She touches his body from tip to stern slowly with her fingers. There is some time spent noodling about his gorgeous rump that gave me goosebumps. I wasn't sure if I wanted to be him or her in this scene. Very sensual. Forget about flaccid penises this is the best part of the nudity in this somewhat entertaining film.
There are two scenes in which he shows off his manhood. The first is a scene where minnie tells hiw to take his clothes of, when he does this his penis and backside are visible. The other scene is when he is swimming at the beach nude. Very good scenes in which he is not afraid to expose anyhting.
Minnie checking penis out yet again
Minnie spent quite a bit of time enjoying the view of the male actors penis's for this movie. At one point she tells this skinny kid to remove his clothing so she can marvel at his naked body, She then stares at his long penis for some time later he exits the ocean with penis and balls flopping up and down for all to see.