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Malin Akerman's Sexy Filmography
Movies this celebrity has appeared sexy or nude in...
|2007||The Heartbreak Kid||1 Review|
|2004||Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle||7 Reviews|
Malin Akerman's Sexy TV Shows
TV Shows this celebrity has appeared sexy or nude in...
|2005||Comeback, The||3 Reviews|
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Keep your eyes open (episode 1, 6/05/2005)
Akerman appears as sitcom starlet Juna in this Lisa Kudrow vehicle from HBO. Looks 5'11, blonde, and probably had her nipples ice-cubed for her first scene even though it has no nudity, as they protrude constantly under a clingy top. Near the end, she turns up in the dressing room, in a kini, while Kudrow is being fitted for a granny jogging suit. She slips out of the top, giving us a decent look at smallish high-rider tits, and eventually loses the bottom as well. Don't-blink frontal peek with the bottom off, in the cubicle, but it looked to me as if she might be wearing a modesty patch over her cookie. (That's a watched-it-live review; no doubt someone will analyze this frame by frame and solve the mystery.)
gotta get some new glasses ...
No FF, as I see from the re-run. She has a thong underneath the kini bottom, for a hygiene, if not a modesty, panel.
7/16/2006 episode; noted for the record
E's g.f. offered him a 3-some last week, and Akerman is it. However, if you're not already watching the show for the story, it's literally not worth the exertion on your thumb to flip the remote just for the skin in this episode. Akerman (super-cute, as always) does some shoddily-photographed GK with Emmanuelle Chriqui, then both lose their tops in a dim bedroom, shot from approximately two blocks away. Chriqui has her back to the camera at all times, though you can see part of the edge of her tit from behind -- way behind. Without my binocs I couldn't tell if Akerman's right titty is actually visible on camera, though it looks as if it should be, since she's facing us with Chriqui only partly blocking her.
Akerman did much better casual nekkidness on another HBO series, The Comeback. She appears to have at least a short story arc at Entourage, so there might be some upcoming, but NB that the latter series, now in its third season, has so far shown only one decent nude scene (the yoga chick skinnies into the pool in front of E), and that was in the first season. I wouldn't hold my breath, even for the kind of nice, albeit brief, shots she provided for The Comeback.
There's a photo shown at the very end of the film which supposedly shows Malin Akerman having sex on a couch with Ray Liotta. It's shot from the back of the couch, so all you can see is the side of her left breast, with the nipple blocked by Liotta's arm.
Gettin jiggy on a giant owl ship. As you do...
A completely unexpected sex scene occurs between the gorgeous (but awfully named) Malin Akerman and the supremely lucky Patrick Wilson (from Hard Candy).
She strips off after they've just saved loads of kids and parents from burning down. Then clambers on top of wilson and bounces up and down on him for a bit. You get a great few seconds of her great ass. I saw this on a 12 foot screen in the cinema and it looked nigh on perfect. lol Then wilson flips her over and does her when he's on top. You see her tits best here. Whole scene lasts about 2 minutes. Best 2 minutes of the movie. ;-)
Oh and she's in stockings and suspenders for most of the movie as that's her costume. Enjoy Ms.Ackerman cos she's going to be big! And she's gorgeous.
This is great. When I was a kid I always wanted to see the female superhero nude. And in this movie you do. i wish I had a time machine so i could bring my 12 year old self forward to see it
Tits and side of ass in sex scene
In one scene where Sally Jupiter (Malin Akerman) is having sex with Dr. Manhattan, she gets angry and pulls on a robe and you get a side flash of her left tit. The better part is Akerman's second sex scene with Patrick Wilson, you get some brief flashes of her tits as she mounts and writhes Wilson and then the sides of her ass as Wilson does her doggy-style. Not much, but the scene is hilariously scored to Cohen's "Hallujah", and Malin's tits make the scene even more worthwhile.
Tits and ass in a couple of scenes
I gave her 3* for the sexy love scene in the owl-ship. It's erotic and funny all at once.
Also, you get a good view of her standing in front of the nuclear explosion in a dream sequence. You see her butt-crack from a side view as well as her breasts and nipples. She looks great in this movie.
She has sex with Stiller at :28, and a darker scene at :45. Both times she shows her little titties frequently as she overpowers the wimp. Stiller doesn't go for physical violence during sex. At 1:30 she drops her pants to piss his sting and her computer generated bush grows to outlandish proportions and sports a clit piercing - more funny than anything.
Seducing the boys
So your wife/girlfriend made you watch 27 Dresses with Katherine Heigl (yawn) whose sister in the movie is played by this insanely beautiful blonde, and you say to yourself, “Boy, I’d like to see her goods.” Look no further than Harold and Kumar. Malin plays the wife of the ugliest man you ever saw and is so randy that randy isn’t the word. She coaxes (!) Harold into opening her blouse to reveal the sweetest pair you’ve ever laid eyes on. Small, to be sure, but with beautiful shape, the kind that will look exactly like that thirty years from now, and that you could play with all day. Sitting through 27 Dresses earned you points. Use them here.
Hot Blonde who wants both of those ugly lucky guys to make love to her.
I gave it a 4 star becuase of how slow and sexual it was. The movie is extreme funny and I liked it. These two guys go to find a White Castle, which when you smoke pot you get hungry. I don't think White Castle was worth how much trouble they got into. Their car gets stuck and they need to get it fix this ugly guy takes them to his house. You probably think that his wife is UGLY. SHE IS SMOKING HOT MAN! GET THE MOVIE AND SEE HER TITS AND IT IS A GREAT MOVIE. SEE HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG!
This scene is hot and
This scene is hot and comedic. The "wife" of the hideous man is totally hot and the scene is hot. She asks the character of harold to help her unbutton her blouse, which he does. He then asks if she will give him a blowjob, which she gets ready to do except freak show walks in and asks if they can make it a foursome!
"Go and fuck my wife" Totally HOT! Must see!
This scene deserves some setting up. Harold and Kumar wreck their car. A totally hideously ugly wrecker driver by the name of freak show shows up to tow their car. He takes them to his private yard to fix their car. He tells the guys to go into the house "have a beer and fuck my wife". Immediately, the guys think the wife must be as hideous as he is. When they go in, they find a totally hot smoking blonde in her mid 20's playing organ. She's wearing shorts and a blouse with only three buttons, and the buttons start well below her breasts. We get a quick flash of her right tit (they're B cup size) as she turns to face them. Right away, Harold wants to know how a smokin hot babe came to be with freak show. She tells them the story, then asks "So, are you boys going to fuck me now?" Harold and Kumar start going rock /paper/scissors, but she interrupts them, telling them it's "both at the same time, or not at all. I want to feel both of you inside me at the same time". Kumar asks "one hole or two?" She answers "Either way". She then has Harold help her with the three buttons. Her blouse opens to reveal the pear shaped natural tits of someone half her age. The camera lingers on her tits for about twenty seconds. Freak show then enters the room and asks what's going on. The guys tell him that he told them to fuck his wife. He recalls "Yeah, I did". He then takes off his jumpsuit and asks "How about a foursome?" The guys run out, get in their car and leave.
Beautiful wife of hideous man bare chested
45 minutes in, Malin opens up her shirt and gives us a couple of very nice looks at her smallish breasts. Malin's a flat-out gorgeous woman, and the views of her tits are very clear. However, as a big breast lover, I can't this any higher than a two.
it is awesome
She is very hot, and when she says "give me a double stuff" it is hilarious. This movie is way cool.