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 Post subject: Gimmicky Nude Scenes
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:52 pm 
I don't necessarily mean the gimmick it to get them naked - that was on here before. Just a goofy scene in some way, I guess. This will not be too common, and is subject to interpretation. Maybe these examples will help.

Return to Horror High - they are talking to a topless girl that is supposed to have a prothestic exploding breast - she has very nice natural breasts - then the guy reaches for one, which is covered up, and has to tear it off and throw it away before it explodes. Of course, he throws away a fake breast, but hers as shown are real (and lovely).

In a Jackie Chan movie, not known for female nudity, especially PG-13, a cute Asian chick is using an old fashioned shower. She has to pedal sort of a treadmill-like affair to keep the water flowing. Of course, there is no shower curtain, and she is shown naked from behind in a good scene. You can see her legs and buns flexing as she works the treadmill. A real nice gimmick.


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Does Lycia Naff in "Total Recall" with the three breasts count as a gimmick?


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 Post subject: Talking Pussy?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:19 pm 
Exactly - I forgot about her, and there was a three-breasted girl in one of those future/past movies with David Carradine, too.
I guess you could count the Austin Powers movies, with the "loaded" breasts, if they had been shown bare.
Wasn't there a movie about a talking pussy?

I don't imagine there are too many.


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 Post subject: Re: Talking Pussy?
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radar wrote:
Exactly - I forgot about her, and there was a three-breasted girl in one of those future/past movies with David Carradine, too.


I thought the girl in that Carradine movie had four breasts. One fake set under the real set?


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Charlotte Alexandra in "Une vraie jeune fille (1976)" having earth worms put in her crotch hairs and shoving a spoon up her cooze.

"In the Realm of the Senses" a girl lays an egg out of her baby tube.

The english title for the talking pussy was appropriately called "Pussy Talk"


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 Post subject: Re: Gimmicky Nude Scenes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:22 am 
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radar wrote:
In a Jackie Chan movie, not known for female nudity, especially PG-13, a cute Asian chick is using an old fashioned shower. She has to pedal sort of a treadmill-like affair to keep the water flowing. Of course, there is no shower curtain, and she is shown naked from behind in a good scene. You can see her legs and buns flexing as she works the treadmill. A real nice gimmick.


does anyone knows which movie is that?


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 Post subject: Operation Condor
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:10 am 
Sorry, missed the reply/question until now. It's Operation Condor. There is also a running gag, where Jackie Pulls off the towel of a naked female to distract bad guys who are holding guns on them. The first time it's the blonde - and I watched the scene thinking there was some exposure, but due to quick editing, I couldn't find any. I think the second time it's the Asian chick, but I don't think anything is shown - she already showed her ass in the shower - pump scene.


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 Post subject: Two More Scenes
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:15 am 
Just found two more scenes that qualify as gimmicks. In Zum Gasthof der Spritzigen Madchen, a play being acted out, and three totally naked girls swing down on the stage on ropes - Tarzan style. Then they stand around frontally nude and laugh while the play falls apart.

In Demolition Man, Sly Stallone - in the future - answers his TV/phone, where the caller is shown on a full-size TV screen. Woops, it's a wrong number - and she is totally naked.


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"The Hottest Show in Town (1973)" which features a circus that features nudity is packed with nude gimmicks. A clown screws a show girl with a fake penis that gets larger. A stripper is undressed by by trained birds. And a naked women does a high rope hanging act and others.


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 Post subject: Operation Condor Redux
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:09 am 
Sorry to keep bumping my own topic - I just picked up a used Operation Condor, and the Asian chick gets her towel pulled off, and is shown naked from the rear. This just after the shower scene mentioned above.
Also, the blonde from the beginning shows a brief side of breast and naked back to just where the buttocks start, when she loses her towel. For equality, she should have shown ass at least, since the Asian did twice.


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"Kentucky Fried Movie" is filled with naked sketches that are goofy or off beat in some way.


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 Post subject: Virgin Report
PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:04 pm 
Yes, Kentucky Fried Movie is a perfect example - just picked up a used copy. Scenes include a creme pie smashed onto a girl's bare ass, a topless girl next to a horse for some reason, topless schoolgirls tied up and being menaced by evil dwarfs, and three naked girls sitting on a couch, introducing themselves to each other.

I just picked up a Jess Franco DVD - Virgin Report (Jungfrau Report) that has lots of scenes. Using the premise of "customs that involve virgins" they show a naked girl sweeping (supposed to be a cure for infestation of fleas in Lithuania), a girl inserting a blood-soaked sponge in her coochie, to fool her new husband into thinking she is a virgin, and so on.

I'll list any interesting scenes later, and some go to other topics, so...


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Kentucky Fried Movie reminds me of these other movies :

The Boob Tube (1975)
Tunnel Vision (1976)
The Sex and Violence Family Hour (1983)

And then of course there's the all-time winner for finding the most outrageous excuses for displaying totally nude women (and men) :

The Candid Candid Camera series


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"Used Cars"--a girl is window dressing in a commercial and her skirt is "accidently" ripped off showing her tits, then an off-camera guy feels up her tits. Also later, some almost nude (pasties) go-go girls are on top of cars to entice customers into the car lot.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:44 pm 
Since we've mentioned this type of movie - these are pretty outrageous and usually feature full male and female nudity:
If You Don't Stop it You'll Go Blind
Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses?
There's one more I can't remember the title - Seems to have "Sony" in the title, for some reason. Oh well.


Yes, I've seen the Candid Camera series. I also have a Playboy video, something like the Real Nudes, with similar setups. Example: They send a guy with a delivery, which is lingerie or a bikini, to a hot girl. She insists on trying it on, and strips off in front of him. Another involved a girl "locked out" of a restroom naked, in an office.

I also have several "Centerfold Screen Test" type softcores, where some very gullible girls are told they are auditioning for movies that always invove nude scenes. There's actually some very nice nude scenes on these. Michelle Bauer even shows up, and some other B-movie names now and again. BTW I think these are totally set-up, with the girls knowing exactly what's going on, even when they act shy.


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