OT: Good Story Of Something My Mom Did...Read

mike550 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:18 pm

I'm sure everyone remebers one of the most classic moments in the series of Malcolm In The Middle waaay back to the first season- more specifically the season pilot episode. The boys are fighting and being a huge pain while Lois is doing laundry topless. Then the door rings and of course none of the kids get it so she goes to answer it topless to a shocked look from the visitor at the door.

Well yes......that's right my mom did the same thing just in quite a different way.

So I was home early from school today at like 12ish so I came back and chilled any played some XBOX 360. My mom told me earlier before I left to school she was going out for lunch with her best friend at like 1ish. I came in when my mom was in the shower and she didn't even know I was home...so I figured she'd see I'm home when she came down so I went straight to the basement. Turns out that her friend who was picking her up showed up a little earlier than my mom thought she would. I was in the basement where I hardly ever hear the doorbell especially when I'm playing XBOX. So I heard it after like 5 times...as I went up to get it I saw my mom got it allready so I stopped behind the door. What I see is my mom topless with underwear and still a little wet. So she answers the door like that and her freind's mouth drops open and eyes open wide and went "WOAH DONNA!!". My mom than answerd yeah well I just got out of the shower and I was rushing to get the door but figured it wasen't a big deal if you saw my boobs ..with a big HAHAHA!!

Her friend said "Well no of course it aint a big deal because we're so close but it was just a huge surprise". Than her friend remninded her that my mom had asked her to check out something (like a rash) on her crotch area for her. My mom said ummm no ...is it really the time? She said why not , you're allready topless so just pull down you're underwear. She asked my mom is I was around and my mom said no of of course not he's in school. Little did they know I was home and watching. So my mom took off her underwear and her friend was pretty much inspecting her p*ssy and said oh yeah I'v had that before. After she did that , she told my mom go get dressed and she'll be waiting in the car for her. Right before she went upstairs she said "wait come here a sec"... "and said really nice boobs" And also said "since we went through this unexpectdly ...you can see me naked next time you're over and laughed"

I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED!! I couldn't believe it I was actually shocked. SO THIS IS WHAT MY MOM DOES WHEN IM IN SCHOOL!! It was actually awesome ...and since I didn't wanna see my mom ..I was hoping her friend would undress also.

Anyway thought it was a good story to share

mike550 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:57 pm

Comon guys I know it's off topic but it's a crazy story so check it out.

swellsystem · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:21 pm

We've checked it out.

A classic vignette.

Thanks!

12-string · **Posted:** Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:49 pm

You left out the three most important parts of the story:

A. Does your mom have really great tits?

B. How much of her pussy does she shave?

C. Does she speak French?

Details, details, it's always in the details! (Pictures of A and B would be most appreciated. If they're up to snuff, I'll check out C for myself. My Berlitz is in my pocket.)

GreatGonzo · **Posted:** Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:39 pm

12-string wrote:

You left out the three most important parts of the story:

...

Details, details, it's always in the details! (Pictures of A and B would be most appreciated. If they're up to snuff, I'll check out C for myself. My Berlitz is in my pocket.)

Is that a Berlitz in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?

Kuroneko · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:31 am

mike550 wrote:

I'm sure everyone remebers one of the most classic moments in the series of Malcolm In The Middle waaay back to the first season- more specifically the season pilot episode. The boys are fighting and being a huge pain while Lois is doing laundry topless. Then the door rings and of course none of the kids get it so she goes to answer it topless to a shocked look from the visitor at the door.

Well yes......that's right my mom did the same thing just in quite a different way.

So I was home early from school today at like 12ish so I came back and chilled any played some XBOX 360. My mom told me earlier before I left to school she was going out for lunch with her best friend at like 1ish. I came in when my mom was in the shower and she didn't even know I was home...so I figured she'd see I'm home when she came down so I went straight to the basement. Turns out that her friend who was picking her up showed up a little earlier than my mom thought she would. I was in the basement where I hardly ever hear the doorbell especially when I'm playing XBOX. So I heard it after like 5 times...as I went up to get it I saw my mom got it allready so I stopped behind the door. What I see is my mom topless with underwear and still a little wet. So she answers the door like that and her freind's mouth drops open and eyes open wide and went "WOAH DONNA!!". My mom than answerd yeah well I just got out of the shower and I was rushing to get the door but figured it wasen't a big deal if you saw my boobs ..with a big HAHAHA!!

Her friend said "Well no of course it aint a big deal because we're so close but it was just a huge surprise". Than her friend remninded her that my mom had asked her to check out something (like a rash) on her crotch area for her. My mom said ummm no ...is it really the time? She said why not , you're allready topless so just pull down you're underwear. She asked my mom is I was around and my mom said no of of course not he's in school. Little did they know I was home and watching. So my mom took off her underwear and her friend was pretty much inspecting her p*ssy and said oh yeah I'v had that before. After she did that , she told my mom go get dressed and she'll be waiting in the car for her. Right before she went upstairs she said "wait come here a sec"... "and said really nice boobs" And also said "since we went through this unexpectdly ...you can see me naked next time you're over and laughed"

I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED!! I couldn't believe it I was actually shocked. SO THIS IS WHAT MY MOM DOES WHEN IM IN SCHOOL!! It was actually awesome ...and since I didn't wanna see my mom ..I was hoping her friend would undress also.

Anyway the comparisson is weak I know but I just thought it was very funny that she answered the door topless in the first place and right away thought of the Malcolm episode. I never woulda thought that her answering the door like that would lead to what it did LOL!

Anyway thought it was a good story to share

Hot story but sounds a bit BS

filmo70 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:01 am

This thread is worthless without pics!! :mrgreen:

cndb_design · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:26 am

This thread is close to being removed

12-string · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:35 pm

cndb_design wrote:

This thread is close to being removed

Let's get off Mike's mom. We've been on 'er long enough.

(Did that tip it over the line? If so, por nada.)

mike550 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:46 pm

12-string wrote:

You left out the three most important parts of the story:

A. Does your mom have really great tits?

B. How much of her pussy does she shave?

C. Does she speak French?

Details, details, it's always in the details! (Pictures of A and B would be most appreciated. If they're up to snuff, I'll check out C for myself. My Berlitz is in my pocket.)

Well if you really want to know I'm gonna be honest ...my mom is actually pretty hot , when I was younger I thought that was wrong to think/say but alot of my friends would say it and tell me. She is actually very hot and a definite MILF. It's weird looking at my mom that way and I try not to , but when my friend's say your mom is young and hot and looks like she was in Playboy (she's only 45) and I say "dude I don't wanna hear that" but hey it's true.

I'v walked in on my mom changing before or she's walked around the house naked sometimes so I was hoping that they would have some fun and I'd get to see her hot friend.

Anyway to answer your questions:

A.They are awesome tits , every time I happen to see them I try NOT to stare. Nice round and firm 36C tits!

B. Very nice bush and the perfect amount of hair. Curly and furry but nicley trimmed.

C. Not sure why you want to know that .....I was expecting C to be a question relating to A and B.

Anyway normally I wouldn't care bout seeing my mom but the more and more I do the more I can't help but think Wow I do have a hot mom! And yeah most people would say it's disturbing to think your mom is hot or to see her nude ......but that's only if your mom is old and ugly! also I try to ignore the fact she's my mom for a while.......you know tell your mind what you want!

Kuroneko · **Posted:** Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:27 pm

mike550 wrote:

12-string wrote:

You left out the three most important parts of the story:

A. Does your mom have really great tits?

B. How much of her pussy does she shave?

C. Does she speak French?

Details, details, it's always in the details! (Pictures of A and B would be most appreciated. If they're up to snuff, I'll check out C for myself. My Berlitz is in my pocket.)

Well if you really want to know I'm gonna be honest ...my mom is actually pretty hot , when I was younger I thought that was wrong to think/say but alot of my friends would say it and tell me. She is actually very hot and a definite MILF. It's weird looking at my mom that way and I try not to , but when my friend's say your mom is young and hot and looks like she was in Playboy (she's only 45) and I say "dude I don't wanna hear that" but hey it's true.

I'v walked in on my mom changing before or she's walked around the house naked sometimes so I was hoping that they would have some fun and I'd get to see her hot friend.

Anyway to answer your questions:

A.They are awesome tits , every time I happen to see them I try NOT to stare. Nice round and firm 36C tits!

B. Very nice bush and the perfect amount of hair. Curly and furry but nicley trimmed.

C. Not sure why you want to know that .....I was expecting C to be a question relating to A and B.

Anyway normally I wouldn't care bout seeing my mom but the more and more I do the more I can't help but think Wow I do have a hot mom! And yeah most people would say it's disturbing to think your mom is hot or to see her nude ......but that's only if your mom is old and ugly! also I try to ignore the fact she's my mom for a while.......you know tell your mind what you want!

Have you ever complimented her about her appearance? What did she say?

swellsystem · **Posted:** Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:02 am

After she said "That gives you no right to steal my underwear,"

she said,

"Go on a website and tell strangers all about me."

12-string · **Posted:** Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:41 am

swellsystem wrote:

After she said "That gives you no right to steal my underwear,"

she said,

"Go on a website and tell strangers all about me."

I'm gonna tell you boy, just because you my pal --
It's a mighty bad sign to advertise your gal,
She's a truckin' little baby, she's a truckin' little baby,
She's a truckin' little baby, truckin' everywhere she goes.
-- Blind Boy Fuller, Columbia 37155 (1938)

mike550 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:44 pm

Glad the story was entertaining......beleive it or not that friend is commin over again to help prepare for a dinner maybe tonight (not sure)

There is a possibilty of something goin on there....kinda exciting. I really wanna see the friend naked somehow! I dunno how but after the first thing it's like anything is possible!

mike550 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:24 pm

Anyone up for hearing the continuation of this story....I think it's pretty good. Told some friends about it and they said as weird as that sounds it is quite hot lol.

Hope to hear from more people.