A big breasted blond passenger, who's a Countess, picks up the Chief Mate. He can't believe his luck being with such a hot woman, so he makes all kinds of cracks like that his father would have cried if he saw him. Unfortunately, she just does it to distract him while her Baron husband plants stolen diamonds in his shoes. He does so to fool the border police, and re-take them once they cross the border.
But what a way to be used...
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Would you believe this hot woman played the ugly Dental Assistant in the prequel (movie #5)? It also looks like her breasts got bigger for this movie.
The Fortune Teller
Here we go. I believe this is the most insane scene in those movies. Unfortuntely, since the actress is unknown, I can't put this in the database.
Anyway, the sailors go to a shore leave in Venice, and the fat guy's travel guidebook claims the local fortune tellers sleep with any customer who tells them a secret code (who wrote this guidebook, Larry Flint?!).
Alas, when he sits in front of a fortune teller and tries the secret code, she just ignores it. He tries again and she still ignores it. Desperate, he quickly manoeuvres his hand inside her robe and touches her breast. Just as quickly, she lowers her own hand and gives him a quick handjob. Excitedly, he goes to take off his top while she does the same and lies with open arms and big breasts in her bed. When he approaches her she gives him another quick handjob as he stands above her. But then, she takes off her veil and reveals she may have big breasts but also an ugly one tooth missing face. Here's the kicker - he tries to retreat, but she pulls his hands from her lying position until he falls down and then she starts crawling her way on top of him with a victory laughter. Just as she's almost on top of him, her hairy flame throwing boyfriend catches them and chases the guy out.
So why was she resisting his come-ons the first minute, then dropping him to the floor and crawling on top of him the next minute? Did she decide to use her hideous face to teach him a lesson after he touched her breast? What was she planning to do if her boyfriend didn't catch them? I guess we'll never know the answers...
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