How about *nude* medical examinations, hospital care, autopsies, etc where some kind of supposed medico actually touches the body? Can be porno, but "playing doctor" doesn't count.

Examples:
"Hospital Massacre": doctor rubs a topless Barbie Benton all over in a very thorough physical.

"Romance": Interns stick their gloved fingers up Caroline Trousselard's cooze.

"Screwballs": a student fakes being a doctor so he can give teenage girls breast exams.

"Avaleuses, Les": a blind doctor checks out the fur pie of a corpse.

"Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS": Fraulein doctor and her minions perform medical experiments on nude Jews.

This should get this started.

Jamie Gillis measures Annie Sprinkles chest globes in "Young Nurses in Love (1986)"

The most famous porn film with such a scene is "Deep Throat," featuring Harry Reems, MD. This is some distinction, considering there have been by most recent count 11,923 porn features about the medical profession (including those specifically about nurses), and a large number of shorts.

The scariest porn film with such content is probably "Deviate Doctor", with John C Holmes, MD, as an abortionist. (I think his basic technique is to insert the Waddosaurus, whereon the fetus will voluntarily evacuate and catch the next plane to Albuquerque.) Second scariest may be Gabriel Pontello, MD, in "Candy's Candy," though the girl is only supposed to be about 16 in the story and he treats her more like a daughter (i.e., no unlubed butt fuck) than a typical Pontello date.

Best is unquestionably "Rx for Sex," with Richard Lemieuvre, MD, addressing a number of TV medical series episode-worthy diagnoses in Paris. Pic is quite realistic and features situations that could easily arrive during a real-life physician's daily grind.

Reminds me of my own days in private practice (especially the one involving the giant coke bottle). I had to give up the gig when meddling politicians passed a law requiring a diploma and license. After that I went into oil, and then women's panties (which I still wear on special occasions), before taking up the electric Hawaiian guitar.

Get up on that table, take off that gown,
Raise up your right leg, put your left leg down,
Take off those stockings, that silk underwear,
The doctor's got to cut you, mama, God knows where.
Two or three tumors, shaped like a cube,
You got a few leaks in your inner tube.
Bring on the ether, bring on the gas,
I've got to do some cutting on your yas, yas, yas,
Doctor Mike knows how to fix it, he knows just what to do.

(So how did you cure her, Doctor Mike?)

I took out four monkey wrenches, a Chevrolet,
Pair of old britches and a bale of hay.
Your ribs were kinda loose, they moved about,
If I hadn't sewed you up, everything would fall out.
I put in new tubes, tightened the exhaust,
Went up under the hood and cleaned your spark plugs off.
Your body's kinda weak, now don't be hard,
From now on you gotta be easy with those connection rods,
Doctor Mike knows how to fix it, he knows just what to do.

(c) 2004, Fact & Fiction Unltd., new words and music by Doctor Mike and the Interns of Western Swing.

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"It's only a movie, Ingrid."

"Andy Warhol's Frankenstein"--the good doctor and his assistant make unspeakable love to Dalila Di Lazzaro.

"My Breast"--Meredith Baxter Birney gets her jugs juggled during a breast exam (supposedly performed by an actual MD)

As Birney explained it at the time (this made it all OK), the actor is the one whose face you can see. It's the real MD when the face isn't showing and when the hands are giving her the "What Not To Wear" exam.

Another film with tit exams, not performed by real doctors this time, is the HBOriginal "Breast Men" of a few years ago. A major blow on behalf of paid-up members of SAG.

No nudity involved in the US cut but necrophile Robert Flemyng, MD, examines a corpse or two in "THe Horrible Dr Hichcock." So does Giacomo Rossi-Stuart, MD, in "Kill, Baby, Kill," but a sheet covers the goodies. Jean-Pierre Bouyxou, MD (if you believe that Orloff actually has a degree -- I don't for a moment, recognizing another quack when I see one), gropes a corpse in "Loves of Irina." Gabriele Tinti, convict, impersonates a prison MD for "Caged Women" and examines Laura Gemser as Black Emanuelle. One of the femme cons, Lahaie or Lomay, gets an exam from the real prison doctor in "Gefangene Frauen" (aka "Island Women").

The doctor in "Bad Girls Dormitory" gives a shower room full of teen girls an eyeballing. I'm sure he was looking for possible danger signs but it didn't involve taking a history or anything like that.

Angus Duncan, as Dr John, MD, performs a quack experiment on topless con Pam Collins in "Sweet Sugar." Mary Woronov, MD, does other quack experimentation in "Hellhole." None of it involves nudity, though she does GK a lobotomized inmate, for a romantic touch. THere were a slew of Italian SS camp pix of the mid-70s, an outgrowth from "Ilsa" (mostly) and "Salon Kitty." I have one on VHS as "Captive Women," though it had a different title when I saw it at the drive-in, and I saw another of them on Wizard Video in the mid-80s. All of these are in the great tradition of Josef Mengele, MD.

Doesn't Dr Feelgood (Robert Preston, MD) get a look at Rosanna Arquette's tits in "S.O.B."?

There's a period film -- is it "Nostradamus", with Tcheky Karyo? -- in which a Renaissance MD performs an exam on a nude patient underneath a blanket, true to the morés of the time. And doesn't the crazy girl in "Flesh + Blood" (one of the Marsillach sisters) get an exam while she's rolling around beaver nude on a bed after being sworded in the noggin?

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MVS

"It's only a movie, Ingrid."

"The Curious Dr. Humpp": turned women into sex crazed vixens.

Julie Andrews got a shot in the butt from a MD (Robert Preston) before showing her tits in "S.O.B."

Elise Neal's tits get an exam (no touching) from an MD impersonator or two in an early episode of "Chicago Hope" (TV), following a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery. Violates the general rule that you can't show nipples on network, since it involves breast cancer. (Just as Mr Mike* observed many years ago that you can show a pussy on network TV -- as long as there's a baby coming out of it.)

(*O'Donoghue, not me. )

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MVS

"It's only a movie, Ingrid."

"Reanimator"--doctors rip off Barbara Cramptions shirt, show her tits, and attempt to rescitate her. Also the headless body of a doctor feels her up and his bodiless head sucks on her nipples.

"The Nurses (1971)": Nurse lends a hand when a guy can't give a sperm specimen. A sponge bath turns into a B.J. Patient can't pee so nurse has sex with him. An enema turns into a sex scene. Doctor gives patient a gynecological "examination". A shot turns into a BJ. And, of course, when the medical staff isn't screwing the patients, they turn on each other!

Rae Dawn Chong has her tits exposed while getting CPR in "Fear City (1984)"

Elaine Giftos goes to bed with a terminally ill patient in "The Student Nurses (1970)"

In "An American Werewolf in London", a nurse colleague of (the very sexy) Jenny Agutter tells her she has had "a look" at David Naughton under the covers to confirm his cut/uncut status.

Just wanted to add - Jenny is so sexy in this movie.

"Frauen für Zellenblock 9"--the "Doctor" uses his special medical instruments to torture female prisoners.

Nadia Casini is felt up by a lecherous doctor and also gets a shot in the rear upskirt in "Infermiera nella corsia dei militari, L' (1980)"

"Big Doll House"--Judy brown is examined topless during a prison physical.