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 Post subject: Largest penises displayed in non-porn films
PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:07 pm 
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What are the largest (longest and/or thickest) penises (and their owner's names) ever shown in non-hardcore porn films. They can be limp or erect, as long as their sheer size was very impressive. Here's a few that come to mind :

Rocco Siffredi in "Romance (1999)" and "Anatomie de L'enfer (2004)"
Jacob Christner (cock-double for Vincent Gallo) in "Brown Bunny (2003)"
J. C. Clark in "Any Given Sunday (1999)"
John Holmes in "Fantasm (1975)" and "Fantasm Comes Again (1977)"


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:17 pm 
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The black zombie guy in Jess Franco's "Manhunter." I don't know his name.

Who was the minor celeb that did a nude set for "Viva" in its early days and showed off a knee-length dick? (I want to say Peter Lupus, from the old "Mission Impossible" tv show.)

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Don't know the guys' name, but in "Re-animator", in the final morgue scene, one of the corpses is naked and has a very long package. Barbara Crampton (the star of the movive) even commented that it was a "big" distraction when they were filming because his penis was so big that she couldn't, that she couldn't keep her eyes off of it.


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Daniel Freire in "Sex & Lucia (2001)" - lying naked, partially-covered in mud on the beach. Gets it up to half-mast after a few minutes with a naked Lucia.


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12-string wrote:
Who was the minor celeb that did a nude set for "Viva" in its early days and showed off a knee-length dick? (I want to say Peter Lupus, from the old "Mission Impossible" tv show.)


He appeared in Playgirl, April 1974, but I don't know how "big" he was. I Googled him but couldn't find any size info. Anyway, this post is for guys who revealed thier massive units in a film.


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Joe Dallesandro in "Flesh (1968)" - displays a sizeable unit, both limp and hard.


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Gotta love that scene where Rocco Siffredi proudly shows off his enormous throbbing member in Romance.

Whoever's cock that is in the infamous Brown Bunny blowjob scene - either Vincent Gallo or Jacob Christner - is packing a real beer can fatty!

Young Scottish actor Kieran O'Brien spends half of the film 9 Songs (2005) showing off his huge dick, both soft and hard (and it's both long AND thick).

Ewan McGregor loves showing off his big thick wang in The Pillow Book, Velvet Goldmine, Young Adam and Trainspotting.

Vincent Perez reveals a very impressive limp dick in La Reine Margot (aka Queen Margot - 1994 French film).

Look out for a particularly horsehung extra in Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1971 Italian film The Canterbury Tales.

Alain Delon reveals a most impressive pack in the 1973 French film Shock Treatment.

Joe Dallesandro in all his films (he looks 'biggest' in Trash, for some odd reason - a female co-star even comments on his size with the line, "Oh my, you're rather... large"). Lol.

Hope this is of some help rocco-rules. Which is your personal favourite big-dong scene?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:03 pm 
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How could I forget Baise Moi? Have you guys seen that film? There are lots of dicks in it, but two in particular stand out from the others (all the actors are unknown).

The macho thug in the jeans and leather jacket leading the gang-rape early on sports a truly FAT dick, and so does one of the two guys they pick up and take back to their hotel room for sex - the younger guy with the short dark hair, I remember being shocked because he's so sweet-looking and baby-faced that I really didn't expect him to be packing something like that! In both cases their hard cocks are impressively long, but it's the girth that's really memorable - extremely thick dicks, making Baise Moi a must-see for fans of "beer cans". :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:32 pm 
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I can't say I can add anything constructive to this conversation, but there was an interview published here:

http://www.lostcolonyentertainment.com/ ... dayone.htm

that talks about the Jake Christner guy who claimed to be Gallo's "stunt dick".

If you still believe his claims after reading the article, well, you're certainly entitled to your own opinion :)

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 Post subject: Clip of horsehung guy in "The Canterbury Tales"
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Movie clip I made, slow motion. Posted on RapidShare, select Free option.

http://rapidshare.de/files/3778907/Hors ... es.avi.htm


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 Post subject: Clip of horsehung guy in "The Canterbury Tales"
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I made this slo-mo clip, check it out.

http://rapidshare.de/files/3778907/Hors ... s.avi.html

Select Free option.


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 Post subject: Re: bigguns!
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Jake wrote:
Gotta love that scene where Rocco Siffredi proudly shows off his enormous throbbing member in Romance.
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Hope this is of some help rocco-rules. Which is your personal favourite big-dong scene?


You know MY personal favorite : Rocco in Romance, especially when he's about to enter Caroline from behind, then stops and asks her if she wants it in the a$$... she pauses, thinks about it for a second and then responds, "not yet .....".


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 Post subject: Re: Baise-Moi
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Jake wrote:
How could I forget Baise Moi? Have you guys seen that film? There are lots of dicks in it, but two in particular stand out from the others (all the actors are unknown).


I've seen those guys in countless Rocco Siffredi flicks and other euro-porn. One or two are well-known porn actors, but most are "stunt-cocks".


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Just thought of another two: In "Caligula (1980)", when Peter O'Toole (love that name) is giving Malcom McDowell a tour of his multi-story orgy villa, he stops to admire some guy with, what must have been a 14-incher, boinking a woman on a swing. Later on, during the boat orgy, Anneka DiLorenzo and Valerie Rae Clark go down on a big schlong, who's owner was listed as "Lucky Fellows" :)


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