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- Larry Clark
Teenage Caveman's Sexy Actresses
Actresses appearing nude or sexy in this ...
|Subkoff, Tara||3 Reviews|
|Limos, Tiffany||5 Reviews|
|Keenan, Hayley||3 Reviews|
|Grant, Crystal Celeste||3 Reviews|
Teenage Caveman's Sexy Actors
Actors appearing nude or sexy in this ...
|Keegan, Andrew||3 Reviews|
|Jasso, Stephen||2 Reviews|
|Elliot, Shan||1 Review|
nudity reviews for Teenage Caveman member submitted
Tara is pretty damn cute. Nice topless and nude scene where we don't see much more. Slightly bony but nice and skinny body. Weird movie.
Small breasts briefly
Tara shows the least flesh of all the characters. She is the last to take her clothes off and get in the bath with the others and after a brief flash of her breasts spends the rest of the time covering them with her hands. She also shows them later in the film when a copy of her character wants sex with her boyfriend. Nice face but not a great body.
2 scenes + 1 not-really
When all the people begin removing their clothes to get into the large pool/hot tub, short blonde-haired and skinny Tara eventually caves in at :24:18 giving 2 brief views of her breasts while trying to cover up herself. The entire scene lasts until :26:20 as the camera pans around the circle giving ok views of everyone; however, Tara’s are pretty well limited to the first 10 sec. At 1:07:33-1:08:10, Tara yearns to be sexed the guy; while in the storage area, she removes her clothes giving a view of her small girls from a medium distance (a little better views than her first scene) then he gets on top of her before she’s replaced by Tiffany Limos. At 1:26:50-1:27:15, Tara is under a guy having sex (more like him just lying on top of her) in an effort to “save the world;” despite her being naked, nothing really is seen because of him blocking views of her.
Lots to see, very odd indeed
This strange sci-fi tv movie does not skimp on nudity. Tiffany shows us her breasts often. She has sex scenes and even a quick session of playing with herself while a body explodes. To boot, she is just terrible in the acting department. Still, on strict nudity, she does a decent job.
Multiple nude scenes
She has several revealing scenes in this film, beginning with nude bathing scene which includes several other cast members, male and female. Her boobs and buns are seen, but ther are no full frontal views. There are several more scenes like this sprinkled through teh film,along with some shots of her in tight clothing.
Orgy scene -- cut on DVD
WARNING -- Be advised that the DVD has less nudity than the version commonly shown on cable. It's also missing some of the best lines. For example, during the orgy scene, Neil is on top of Tiffany Limos, and as he finishes having sex with her he looks at everyone else and says, 'it's squirting.' This part of the scene does not appear in the DVD.
Bath scene and much more
Tiffany probably shows the most flesh in the film. She is the first to get undressed in the bathing scene and shows her breasts and butt. Later, when they are all getting high and learning about sex we see frequent shots of her breasts. We also see her starting to play with herself later when Crystal's character is dying. The rest of the film follows the same theme with Tiffany frequently showing her breasts.
At :22:15-:26:20 in an effort to coax all the cave-people to do the same, brown-skinned Tiffany doffs her clothes for a hot bath in a large tub/small pool…breasts with smooth areola and ass seen before she turns on the large bath’s jets. When the others in turn begin removing clothes to get into the pool, the camera pans around the circle giving views of everyone, some of the better ones coming of Tiffany, particularly her chest. At :37:15-:41:13 after the cave-people have taken off their clothes to learn in a group how to have sex, Tiffany’s breasts and ass are clearly seen as she pulls back Hayley’s hair and then when she has an excellent sex scene, showing everyone how to really do it!…breasts jiggling…other than these shots, the views aren’t outstanding as the camera frequently cuts and bounces around but still not bad. At :44:30-:45 as she’s watching Crystal write on the bed in pain (or pleasure?), Tiffany opens her robe and slides her hand down the top of her panties…breasts but the focus continues on Crystal’s long nude scene. At 1:08:25-1:08:45, Tiffany replaces Tara under a guy while having sex; her breasts are seen but not with great views since he’s obstructing, as she wraps her legs around him and won’t let him get up.
Bath and Orgy scene
She is topless in agroup bathing scne failry early in the film. This is followed by a little more boobage in the subsequent orgy scene. However, the topless shots are all rather short. Like the other actresses, she seems to have been cast for her perky, antural-looking tits, and Keenan is attractive in a pleasant, girl next door fashion. Worth a llook, anyway.
Bath scene and lounge
Hayley character seems to relish taking off her kit and getting into the bath with the others. She has very nice breasts and is a lot less shy than Tara at showing them off. We also see flashes of them in the lounge scene when they are experimenting.
When all the people begin removing their clothes to get into the large pool/hot tub, long, dark-red haired Hayley is the 2nd cave-girl to remove her clothes at :23:20; however, her hair is obscuring much of the view. The entire scene lasts until :26:20 as the camera pans around the circle, but the amount of decent viewing is less than the total time indicates. At :34:55-:41:20, Hayley along with the other cave-people take off their clothes to learn in a group how to have sex…breasts somewhat seen between her hair sitting then lying on her back. Hayley’s breasts are seen better at :37:15 as Tiffany brushes Hayley’s hair from her chest. The views of everyone, however, are less than stellar as the camera frequently cuts and bounces around but still not bad. Overall, disappointing views but not for her not taking clothes off.
Tits, tits, and more tits
On several occasions, she goes topless, including a bathng scene, and the following group grope. Later, there is a long sequence with her running topless in panties through the hallways of the old city. These scenes are repeated opward the end of the movie, too. Just for the sheer quantity of topless shots, I have to give her three star, though I wish at least one of the actresses had shown bush. And boy, does she go out of the movie with a bang!
Bath scene, lounge and bedroom
Crystal is the first cavegirl to take off her clothes and get into the bath. She shows her breasts and then again later in the lounge when they are discovering sex. Once infected she is the first to react and is taken into a bedroom. She lays back on the bed in a pair of boys shorts and writhes around giving a very good view of her nice breasts before the infection reaches its final conclusion.
When all the people begin removing their clothes to get into the large pool/hot tub, short dark-haired Crystal is the 1st cave-girl to remove her clothes at :23:05-:26:20. As the camera pans around the circle there are decent views of her, but the amount of decent viewing is less than the total time indicates. At :35-:41:20, Crystal along with the other cave-people take off their clothes to learn in a group how to have sex…breasts clearly seen. The views of everyone, however, are less than stellar as the camera frequently cuts and bounces around but still not bad. At :41:50-:45, brown-skinned Crystal is topless in the bathroom, violently throwing up over the toilet…decent-sized breasts jiggling. She stumbles down the hall, collapsing on the floor giving good hanging breast shots before going to Tiffany’s and the guy’s room to talk…breasts jiggling throughout. She leaves the room, runs down the hall turning around before moving to the bed (while Tiffany begins to get off on her writhing around in pain/pleasure?) and eventually exploding. Good, clearly lit ‘action breasts’ for a long time. At 1:04:15, there’s a brief replay of a segment of the same scene with her on her back just before she explodes…breasts for 3 sec.
Rear and side during at least two sex scenes
This ultra-gorgeous 22-year-old FINALLY shows his beautiful ass in this medicore straight-to-cable sci-fi thriller. I only saw the final half hour, but there were two sex scenes, both close and well-lit. The first sex scene takes place on the floor. The shots vary from face shots with no buns and full rear shots with no face, so you'd think it was a stunt body, but towards the end you can sort of make out his face. There are lots of shots of his full, smooth, beautiful ass from above. In the second he has sex on a bed. He's on top of the girl and we see a long, clear side shot as he's thrusting. He has a full, healthy body, though it's not as buff as I'd have thought. Definitely worth catching!
Andrew has such a strong combination of lustiness, world-weariness, and innocence here which all blend together in one hunky package. All of the sex scenes in this movie seem so real that at times you almost feel embarrased to watch. At one point Andrew's girlfriend tells him she doesn't want to die a virgin, so he happily complies and they get naked in a storage room. The expressions and sounds he makes and the sweat cascading down his flushed face will really get to you. Andrew has a meaty, nicely defined set of cheeks which are delectable to watch. The moment when he realizes he has been tricked into having sex with the wrong woman and she locks her legs around him so he can't go is the moment that upgraded this to ****, in spite of no frontal nudity. Near the end he has a brief buns shot while making love to his girlfriend in a bedroom, but that isn't as good as the first scene. In spite of the goofy story I recommend this movie for the steam and stirring passion in so many scenes.
If you watch closely the scenes shot from above of his perky butt thrusting, you can see a dark line of black hair in his deep asscrack. If only the girl had reached around and spread those milky globes wide open so we could see the full monty!
The real (nude) star of this movie
Jasso, who I found much more sexy than Keegan, also shows a lot more. The first scene is when the group are first found by the caveman and they all go into the pool. Jasso is the second to get in, and we see his rear and an obscured frontal as he climbs in, then a better shot of his nice ass as he jumps back out. Later there's an orgy scene, and we see a reasonably close shot, of Jasso's trousers being pulled down, and we get a good look at his beautiful ass. During this scene there are quite a few, rear, side and pube shots. There could also be some brief frontal shots.
I found Andrew sexier than Stephen, but Stephen does have a very unique energy about him and a body which, while scrawny at first glance, eventually proves itself taut, lanky, and pliable. When he decides to join the skinny dipping, he drops his shorts and runs into the water. When he runs back out (Tiffany started the jets), his surprisingly muscled backside is seen from a good angle. Later his shorts are pulled down in closeup from the back, leaving viewers to marvel once again over what a fantastic, mouthwatering ass he has. Then he gets on top of a girl and begins thrusting into her - side nudity. When Tiffany crawls towards him for sex, a convenient beer bottle (also done by this director in Kids) blocks his frontal, but seeing him sitting there completely unabashed about his nudity in front of relative strangers is still very arousing.
Skinny dipping; changing; orgy
Light-skinned Shan is probably the most beautiful man in the movie, and shows his hot body frequently. Early in there is a skinny dip with close ups of his very skimpy clothes (a t-shirt and a bulge-happy pair of strained briefs) before he doffs them, giving a brief rear shot. Soon after he's changing clothes and gives another rear glimpse while putting on a skim pair of swim trunks. Finally there is the astonishing orgy scene which runs for about 10 minutes and has a variety of sexual encounters and positions. Shan finally has some good shots of his tight, sculpted cheeks while he's thrusting on top of a girl.