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Full frontal, tits

Rachel has several provocative scenes in this movie, including one in which she strips at the command of her old boyfriend who then throows her on the couch and fucks her, pushing aside her bra and exposing one of her tits. The best scene ooccurs later when he comes back, and she opens her skirt, pulls down her panties to expose her bush and scornfully asks, "do you want to fuck me? C'mon, c'mon and fuck me then." I'm adding this review to the many other positive ones (though for some reason no one mentions the tit shot) mainly to counter the one-star rating from Bush League. one of the biggest trolls on a troll-infested site.

Wrong -- she's not nude

Brioni Farrell unfortunately does not get nude in this movie. The scenes described of the girl in bed with the doctor feature Karen Carlos, not Farrell.

Topless in towel and lingerie

Lisa Welch, Playboy's playmate of the month for September 1980, appears topless three times (and is often miscredited as Colleen Madden). She exposes brief breasts while brushing her hair in her dorm room when two nerds burst in to steal her panties. The nerds later watch on video as she enters a communal bathroom in the dorm wearing a towel, and they zoom in to a closeup of her breasts. Finally, the nerds watch video of her moving around in her dorm room topless and wearing tap pants.

Another lame ass review of non-nudity

I came here tonight to see when if ever Andrea Roth had appeared nude, and all I got was some useless f%ckhead trying to jack me off. You get a "good idea" of what her tits are like Tazzie? And this is your nudity review of a movie you haven't even watched completely? F*ck you. Kick me off this f@cking board, but assw1pes like you are why I quit coming here. If there's no NUDITY then there's nothing to REVIEW f^ckwheat. Someone needs to call you goobers out, and if I get booted instead of you at least it will prove someone is actually monitoring these lameass posts, which I doubt. This used to be a good board, but it's been overrun with trolls, dumbasses, and outright liars.

Should not be in database

Hey swellsystem you are the kind of tool that is ruining this site. Get a clue pal, this is a nudity database and not a looks-really-hot-in-clothes fagg*t site. Go join a fashion club and report on the hot looks in women's winter coats you nimno, but keep your lame crap out of here.

NO NUDITY

Ghostwords, you are the kind of troll that threatens to ruin this site. Michelle Trachtenberg is not nude in EuroTrip at all, and no review of her performance belongs here, you dipsh*t. And oh yeah, hoping something might possibly be on the DVD DOESN'T COUNT moron!

Panty-covered bush and brief glances of tits and ass

The 'walking around' scene mentioned in a previous review occurs about 26 minutes into the movie but does not contain any actual nudity. Instead, the comely Miss Frederick appears for 4 or 5 seconds clad in a lacy bra and white panties that show a very distinct and relatively large dark patch of pubic hair underneath. However, the actress offers some brief glimpses of her uncovered ass and titties during a shower scene that occurs a few minutes later. She gives mostly side and rear views of her tits with the best of these coming from a mirror reflection. The clearest titty shot comes when she pulls back the shower curtain, revealing a front 3/4 view for a couple of seconds. At approximately 56 minutes, she again gives a very brief glimpse of her tits as she gets into bed, and the edge of her bush is also visible here for about 2 frames.

Season 1 Episode 7: 'Burning House of Love'

At about 45 minutes into episode 7, Lizzy Caplan, a hard-bodied brunette with firm, medium sized breasts, appears in an extended nude scene with Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse) in which she is topless in panties. The highlight of this segment is an extended scene of Caplan riding Kwanten in the standard cowgirl position. During this scene, she is shown from a couple of angles; however, her panties never come off. If they had, I would be tempted to award it 4 stars.

Season 1 Episode 7: Burning House of Love

In the opening scene of this episode, Paquin is shown completely nude as vampire Bill (Stephen Moyer) lies naked on top of her. She is shown full-length for much of this scene, and although the vampire's body covers her pubic area her breasts are visible almost the entire scene, which lasts well over a minute. This is an outstanding followup to this delectable actress's nude debut in episode 6. Despite numerous misguided, mistaken, or just idiotic reviews of five other movies posted above, Paquin has never appeared nude before last week. While some unreleased version of Darkness could be an exception, we may never know. I just wish I never saw another review that opens with something like 'there's no real nudity, but . . ." Then why are you reviewing it here, moron?

Season 1 Episode 7: Burning House of Love

In the opening scene of this episode, Paquin is shown completely nude as vampire Bill (Stephen Moyer) lies naked on top of her. She is shown full-length for much of this scene, and although the vampire's body covers her pubic area her breasts are visible almost the entire scene, which lasts well over a minute. This is an outstanding followup to this delectable actress's nude debut in episode 6. Despite numerous misguided, mistaken, or just idiotic reviews of five other movies posted above, Paquin has never appeared nude before last week. While some unreleased version of Darkness could be an exception, we may never know. I just wish I never saw another review that opens with something like 'there's no real nudity, but . . ." Then why are you reviewing it here, moron?

No nudity at all

Although Amber shows lots of cleavage, bends over for several bra-covered down-blouses, and lifts her skirt while bending over to show her pantied butt (mostly from the side), SHE IS NEVER NUDE. No exposed teats, no crack, and definitely no nipples. The review that says she does is, simply put, a lie. Amber Tamblyn should not have an entry for this movie in the NUDITY database.

Ban non-nude review(er)s

I agree that this non-nude junk needs to stop, and the fools who keep posting it need to have their reviewer status revoked. There's no nudity in this film, and this actress has never appeared nude, yet nude reviews of her are posted for 8 different non-qualifying movies. It's ridiculous.

Orgy scene -- cut on DVD

WARNING -- Be advised that the DVD has less nudity than the version commonly shown on cable. It's also missing some of the best lines. For example, during the orgy scene, Neil is on top of Tiffany Limos, and as he finishes having sex with her he looks at everyone else and says, 'it's squirting.' This part of the scene does not appear in the DVD.

Beware - nightgown scene missing from DVD

Bridget Fonda's nightgown scene (mentioned in review below), in which she appears in a darkened bedroom wearing a sheer babydoll nightie over sheer panties that clearly reveal the dark patch of her pubes, is missing from the DVD. The scene should occur just after the orgy, but it is replaced by a scene of Fonda and Whalley-Kilmer walking down a street at night and talking. This omission is particularly galling because the DVD bills itself as 'uncut and uncensored' although it is obviously both. You can see the scene in the uncut VHS (and part of it even appears in the heavily-edited broadcast TV version).

Sweater scene missing from DVD

For some reason, one of Madchen's three nude scene has been cut from the DVD, the scene in which Spader has her bent over a chair in nothing but a sweater that is basically falling off of her. So far as I can tell, there is no uncut DVD version. By the way, All you youngsters under 45 seem to assume that every nice symmetrical bush you see has been 'trimmed,' but in most cases that's probably not true. Most natural bushes are not the wild jungle growths you imagine. Indeed, the majority look pretty much like Ms. Amick's does here (although there are certainly exceptions).