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Bare butt, pissing in the corner
This guy is incredibly sexy, with an impressively hairy chest. As his squeeze/one night stand opens the window, climbs into bed, and threatens him with a knife, he grabs her and tosses her aside. You see his hairless back and surprisingly flat ass as he walks to the corner to take a leak. He finishes and as he climbs back under the covers, you can catch a partial glimpse of his shaft (no telling whether he's circumcised considering his French-Israeli heritage). Even though his ass is less than impressive, that chest is... wow. Just sexy.
Mostly single tit shots, then full rear and breast nudity at the end
Yoshiyuki's housewife character Seki is having an illicit affair with Tatsuya Fuji's Toyoji, and you get a dozen views of one breast (but not both at the same time). A few times, one breast will be hanging out of her kimono, or when Toyoji's horny and he pulls one out. You never get good views of both B-cup tits in the same shot, it's either one or the other. That changes near the end of the film, where she disrobes and orders Toyoji to make love to her. You get a medium shot of her ass as her kimono hits the floor, and a decent view of her tits as Toyoji embraces her after sex.
One good butt shot, mostly side from the most part
Fuji doesn't show nearly as much skin as he did in Oshima's infamous "Empire of Passion." You do not see his penis, but you do get a nice view of his ass after he seduces Seki. He wakes up on the rice mat and sits up, providing the view. For the rest of the movie, he's either shirtless or nude from the side. It's a beautifully shot and haunting film, though.
The full enchilada
This chick certainly delivers the goods, and her nude scene delivers. She's the star who is chosen for ingenue Jack Cullison to fuck on screen. Beautiful full tits, gorgeous smile and gorgeous vaginal clit and slit. You mostly see her fullsome breasts as she sways back and forth, which are the main attraction. Usually, I'm not for shaven pussies but Addison looks gorgeous without a bush. Only mild detractor is her ass... I expected some definition or curves. But her tits and vagina exposure warrants 4 stars. It'd be 5 stars or 11/10 if I could give it that. Gorgeous woman, certainly her peak nude scene to date.
No nudity, but pokies in several scenes
Deschanel looks good in the film, even though she stays fully clothed throughout. You do get several shots where she's obviously not wearing a bra, and you can make out her dark areola and pokies. Ironically, her character is named after Belladonna the porn star, but she doesn't show anything here.
Dickless traitor, in every sense of the word
He plays a spy for the film's villainous character, Leezar. When James Franco and Danny McBride's characters realize who he works for, they try and prevent him from getting the word back to Leezar. He's wearing some sort of flimsy white robe, which McBride rips off him and brings him back to the tent. You get several unflattering view of his middle-aged ass as Franco carries him over his shoulder and sets him down. You get a full frontal shot of Jones nude -- but through the magic of CGI, his package has been digitally removed. This scene is played for laughs, and Jones is no sight for sore eyes.
Bare tits and ass, no bush
She's credited as 'Pale Skinned Beauty', and another scene featured in the red band trailers for the movie. She appears behind James Franco (who Danny McBride says "That's true love"), and she's not wearing much clothing aside from pale makeup, green wreath on her head and some sort of white panties. You get several decent views of her tits as she waves to the men, then peels off her panties (nothing is seen other than the sides of her ass). McBride then decides to chase her, and you get a medium view of her running naked through the trees, with a decent shot of her ass. In the theatrical cut of the film, the scene of her removing her panties is a wide shot -- but in the unrated view, it's a medium shot. No clear bush scenes, so this gets 3 stars.
There are also several actresses who play her fellow 'Forest Women', but their exposure is no greater than Tyler's. Mostly tit shots, with hair covering some of them.
Two sweet thong shots
Portman is ultimately the best thing about this stoner comedy/1980s fantasy sendup. Not only is she willing to play the 'straight man' to leads Danny McBride, but she's still willing to show the little skin she's shown so far. It's the scene prominently featured in the red band trailers, where both McBride and James Franco spy on Portman's character bathing in a lake. You get a nice distant view of Portman removing her pants, revealing that firm thong-clad butt. Then when we cut back to her, as she turns to the men, the view is a little closer and Portman's face is on view here.
And no, there's no additional thong shots of Portman in the unrated cut either. Pity. But she does look good in that green tunic and leather trousers.
Left nipple hanging out of dress
I didn't think there was any nudity until I saw the movie again, and most people would miss it completely. It's not a 'blink or miss it' bit, and it takes place after her character sells her hair (and has some teeth removed). Hugh Jackman's Valjean recognizes her, but can not place 'the face'. Before she launches into the "Your foreman sent me away" lyric, it's a medium shot of her moving away from the frame (and the scene is shrouded in shadows and dark color grading). Pay attention during this, most of her left nipple (not all) is visible for several seconds on the lower right frame of the screen as her dress hangs loosely on her shoulders. It doesn't beat her exposure in "Love and Other Drugs", but it's there for completion.
Seriously, once the DVD and Blu-ray come out, pause it and see for yourself.
Clothes on top of water, none under
She plays Prof, demonstrated by her glasses. Near the end of the film, she and remaining survivor Sweet (Masayo Miyako) are clinging to the wooden floor tiles as the house floods with blood. Her glasses come loose and in the confusion, the fully-clothed Matsubara falls in. As her head resurfaces in the water, her clothes have magically disappeared (no joking). We get several quick glimpses of her nude body, including her butt and her A-cup breasts as she does underwater somersaults and splashing towards the surface.
Bathing beauty
Her character is aptly titled "Gorgeous", and she has a bathing scene near the middle of the film. She's sitting in the usual Japanese bath in her aunt's house, and then gets up to tell Kung Fu to bring more hot water. You only see her perky breasts and upper midriff, no butt or bush shots.
One breast
The late Minamida plays Auntie, a supporting role in this psychedelic Japanese comedy-horror film. Near the end of the film, as the house is getting flooded with blood, Minamida appears at the top of the stairs and helps the remaining survivor Sweet out of the water. As Sweetie lays her head in Minamida's lap, Auntie's top comes down -- revealing one perky breast with big brown areola.
Exquisitely-shot scene
I have to say, that river scene is one of the most beautifully-shot scenes ever on film, coupled with the music. Kirsten Dunst's nudity is the icing on the cake. Her tits are bigger than I thought, both good-sized aeriola and perky nipples. She just lays there looking at the planet thoughtfully. Would've gotten 4 stars if her lower region got this much camera love like her rack did. (A distant, possibly-doubled bush shot does not garner 4 stars in my book.)
Sex scene, "I Get Ideas"
Don't get excited, it's not a gay sex scene here. Elijah (Rannells) is questioning his sexuality, whether he's bisexual instead of gay, and so decides to experiment with Marnie (Allison Williams) on the couch. You do see him undress, wearing a pair of tight blue boxer briefs before he peels them off too. You get to see his firm ass as he positions himself on Marnie and starts humping for a good moment before he realizes he can't continue. Embarrassed, he gets off her, covers himself with a couch cushion (you see his lightly hairy chest) and sits down next to her.
Frontal nudity in several episodes
I'm adding this chick just for completist's sake. The creator/co-writer/co-director/star of the eponymous HBO series does strip down in several episodes, both in the first and second seasons. I have to admire her chutzpah for being willing to strip down for 'awkward moment' comedic nudity, but her nudity is distracting (not in a good way). Plus, this chick is way too chubby for my tastes and her numerous tattoos are a turn-off. Don't get me wrong, I like all body types... but this chick does nothing for me and her face just looks awkward. Dunham should keep her clothes on and let her more attractive co-stars do the nudity.
Bathing scene halfway through
This woman is an utter vision in this film, demure yet gorgeous. She plays Mina, a suspected witch Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) saves from drowning. After the city has been sieged, Mina finds Hansel wounded and takes him to a stream to clean his wounds. She says the stream has healing powers and encourages Hansel to join her. You see her removing her peasant's gown and you get a gorgeous, well-lit view of her ass (no pussy lips visible) as she enters the lake. Then as she submerges, she turns toward the camera and offers up a brief but good view of her reddish nipples. Viitala is the only person to go naked in this film, while the nudity-seasoned leads Arterton and Renner stay clothed.
2 star nudity, 4 star BJ
Her nudity rates 2 stars, but the controversial unfaked blowjob is hotter beyond words. Regardless whether she's blowing Gallo or a body double, her grasping the guy's dick and starting to blow him (and you can tell she's a natural by the way she hollows her mouth out). Sevigny ought to be doing porn with that kind of technique.
One breast, partial butt
A lot of the reviewers forget that Ms. Taylor has a partial ass shot. It takes place prior to the sex scene, when she and Kevin Bacon arrive at the empty cabin and start undressing. She strips off her jeans, revealing 1/2 to 3/4 of her ass cheeks as she sits on the bed and pulls her panties up. And yes, she only shows one tit after the sex scene. It's small and pert, with a cute bikini tan line surrounding it.
